Another Douchebag video from a contributor.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
I want to play No Limit Hold em! I want to play No Limit Hold Em!
Oh, great news for you Chad Burns video fans. The producer/director for Pouncing Monkey Productions has created another gem. Apparently, and this is funny...a guy from Houston called me to tell me Chad was at a house game last week, and this regular named Jerry walks in...sees Chad sitting there, and starts throwing his arms in the air and shouting..."I want to play No Limit Hold em! I want to play No Limit Hold Em!" Everyone in the room started howling, Chad buried his face in shame...and well, I laughed til my eyes watered when this guy told me that story.
So...without further ado, I give you the latest epic masterpiece. Please enjoy.
So...without further ado, I give you the latest epic masterpiece. Please enjoy.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Poker Douchebag vs The Poker Monkey
Finally...The Poker Monkey has issued a challenge to The Poker Douche, aka, Troll Face. Which...as he did the last time, he ignored. Here is a guy who likes to challenge everyone to 'come to Houston and find me...so I can fuck you up you pussy.' Yes...he issued this threat/challenge to no fewer than 7 people now on my Facebook wall. He has also taken to calling women friends of mine...some in their 20's, some in their 30's, some even in their 50' and 60's...he draws no line...some wonderful names, including that special one no one with any class ever utters to a lady. Yeah...that one that starts with 'C.' Oh...this guy is a real GEM!
So yeah...anyway, The Poker Monkey offered to meet him, at a gym that features a boxing ring...for a 'Fight for Charity.' The Monkey would give him half the gate to give to his 'Cause' which I'm sure we can all figure out where that would end up.
The Monkeys half would probably be split up between a few different causes. One being this kid Jarred Lucius, who I found out had his surgery, it was successful, and he is currently recovering. Now he just needs to pay all his bills and find some money to survive on for the next three months. I would also make another donation to the Red Cross.
So does anyone think the douchebag accepted my offer? The Monkey was going to sell tickets for $20. The event would be in either Biloxi, Shreveport, or New Orleans sometime in the next three months...and while I am in horrendous shape right now (compared to earlier times in my life) I still think I have enough in the tank to entertain the crowd with at least 4 rounds of Douche Bag beatdown...unless of course the Monkey was to drop him earlier than that! Nope...no word back from his 'Royal Orangeness.'
So...the Monkey will all just sit and be continuously amused by the Douche and his 'tough guy from behind the computer' act. Someone has shared the ONE place that still allows him to play in Houston...and that he plays there every Friday night almost. The desire to just show up there one Friday night? Verrrrrrry tempting. Very!
Poser Douche
(Douche Rating - 9.2)
So yeah...anyway, The Poker Monkey offered to meet him, at a gym that features a boxing ring...for a 'Fight for Charity.' The Monkey would give him half the gate to give to his 'Cause' which I'm sure we can all figure out where that would end up.
The Monkeys half would probably be split up between a few different causes. One being this kid Jarred Lucius, who I found out had his surgery, it was successful, and he is currently recovering. Now he just needs to pay all his bills and find some money to survive on for the next three months. I would also make another donation to the Red Cross.
So does anyone think the douchebag accepted my offer? The Monkey was going to sell tickets for $20. The event would be in either Biloxi, Shreveport, or New Orleans sometime in the next three months...and while I am in horrendous shape right now (compared to earlier times in my life) I still think I have enough in the tank to entertain the crowd with at least 4 rounds of Douche Bag beatdown...unless of course the Monkey was to drop him earlier than that! Nope...no word back from his 'Royal Orangeness.'
So...the Monkey will all just sit and be continuously amused by the Douche and his 'tough guy from behind the computer' act. Someone has shared the ONE place that still allows him to play in Houston...and that he plays there every Friday night almost. The desire to just show up there one Friday night? Verrrrrrry tempting. Very!
Friday, July 29, 2011
Douche Musings
Listen man, attacking this stupid mother named Poker Monkey is simply a waste of time...he's the lowest form of human life that I've ever come across...this idiot is 44 years old but acts as if he is 12!
So fucking sad and i can only hope that he follows your advice and blows his fucking brains out!! I will literally celebrate the death of this moron when he leaves this planet...he doesn't deserve to breathe the same air that you and i do! I have no more time to spend talking about this dumbass, I've got money to make on this beautiful Monday morning...take care bro. Chad
Auto Douche
(Douche Rating = 7)
(Douche Rating = 7)
So fucking sad and i can only hope that he follows your advice and blows his fucking brains out!! I will literally celebrate the death of this moron when he leaves this planet...he doesn't deserve to breathe the same air that you and i do! I have no more time to spend talking about this dumbass, I've got money to make on this beautiful Monday morning...take care bro. Chad
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Pose A Douch
Guido Douche
(Douch Rating - 7.7)
(Douch Rating - 7.7)
Chedder Douche
(Douche Rating - 8.5)
(Douche Rating - 8.5)
Poker Douche
(Douche Rating - 8.8)
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