Poser Douche
(Douche Rating - 9.2)
So yeah...anyway, The Poker Monkey offered to meet him, at a gym that features a boxing ring...for a 'Fight for Charity.' The Monkey would give him half the gate to give to his 'Cause' which I'm sure we can all figure out where that would end up.
The Monkeys half would probably be split up between a few different causes. One being this kid Jarred Lucius, who I found out had his surgery, it was successful, and he is currently recovering. Now he just needs to pay all his bills and find some money to survive on for the next three months. I would also make another donation to the Red Cross.
So does anyone think the douchebag accepted my offer? The Monkey was going to sell tickets for $20. The event would be in either Biloxi, Shreveport, or New Orleans sometime in the next three months...and while I am in horrendous shape right now (compared to earlier times in my life) I still think I have enough in the tank to entertain the crowd with at least 4 rounds of Douche Bag beatdown...unless of course the Monkey was to drop him earlier than that! Nope...no word back from his 'Royal Orangeness.'
So...the Monkey will all just sit and be continuously amused by the Douche and his 'tough guy from behind the computer' act. Someone has shared the ONE place that still allows him to play in Houston...and that he plays there every Friday night almost. The desire to just show up there one Friday night? Verrrrrrry tempting. Very!
